BBC CASTAWAY 2000

          

>>>>>>>DEER KILLED>>>>>>POLICE GET INVOLVED!!!!>>>>>>10/12/00

DODGY

NEW!!>>RSPCA UP IN ARMS OVER DEER DINNER<<NEW!!>>

NEW!!>>PAT'S HAUNTED BY GHOST!!<<< NEW!!!

NEW!!>>ITS MANIPULATION SAY PANORAMA!!<<<NEW!!

NEW>>UNEXPLODED BOMB HORROR!!<<NEW

  

STORIES ABOUT THE PUPPIES

THE BBC REACTS TO BAD STORIES TWO OF WHICH APPEAR IN THE BANNERS BELOW AND WORRIES THAT MORE JUICY STORIES MAY GET OUT

 10HOW THIS STARTED

11MORE BAD PRESS

12THE "SNG" ONE OF THE SCOTTISH NATIONALIST GROUPS ISN'T KEEN ON THE IDEA

13"IT'S A SHAM" THE PRESS SAID

WHAT ELSE IS AT GARDENCROFT?


RICHARD BRANSON AND BILL GATES LOTTERY


BALLISTIC MISSILES ON THE ISLE OF WIGHT?


INTO V.W.BEETLES & CAMPERS? TRY THIS!


PREGNANT? PLANNING A BABY? BUNDLE OF JOY ALREADY HERE? TRY THE GARDENCROFT PREGNANCY WEBSITE


I WORK IN BIRMINGHAMS JEWELLRY QUARTER SEE WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING!

 


GARDENCROFT HOMEPAGE

 


 

 

 

     

STORIES YOU MAY HAVE MISSED!!!

8GORDON AND FAMILY QUIT

9HILARY QUITS!!

  14 WE DON'T GET ON BUT.........<<    

43THE SUMMER IS COMING!!!!!!

15PRESS SCRUMMAGE IN OUTER HEBRIDES!!

16STORNAWAY GAZETTE GETS RAY FIRST!!

17EVERYTHING GETS OFF TO A BAD START

18WALKSCOTLAND'S JAMES CARRON HAS A LOT TO SAY-- --A GOOD ARTICLE

19WE'RE STAYING!! SAY SOME BUT NOT ALL

20 THE FLU EPIDEMIC HITS

21TAMMY AT THE BEGINNING       

22READ THE PRODUCERS "SPIN" ON RAY'S DEPARTURE

23REMEMBER THE POO THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE TO SHOVEL --READ THIS

RAY BOWYER

24ABOUT RAY


NEW!!

25HELP!! RAYS COMING BACK!!


26"OH NO YOUR NOT" SAY BBC


27DAILY MIRROR SPRINGS RAY FROM TARANSAY


28THE CHASE ACROSS HARRIS!! 


NEW!!!!

29THE END OF THE CHASE


30CASTOFF CASTAWAY! EJECTED


WE AT GARDENCROFT HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT THE SHOWS STAR IN THE MAKING BEN FOGLE HAS A FAN CLUB--WE'LL GET SOME DETAILS . HE SHOULD HAVE A T.V JOB TO COME HOME TO. REMEMBER MAUREEN FROM DRIVING SCHOOL?

 34.HOW THE PRESS SEE THIS

 

31BEN WANTS OUT

32ALL ABOUT BEN

33BEN ON CASTAWAY ROMANCE

35FIND OUT ABOUT PADRAIG   

     40 TAMMY   HUFF         41 PHILIY PAGE

42MORE LUSTAWAY 2000 STORIES

 

CLICK LOGO

 

HOW ABOUT -"BBC REALISES WE ARE NOT ON THE EDGE OF OUR SEATS AND THE FORECASTED RATINGS WILL BE NIL WHEN WE ALL TUNE INSTEAD TO CHANNEL 4'S BIGBROTHER

 

HERE IN THE CYNICAL DEPT. AT GARDENCROFT WE HAVE A VIEW ABOUT EVERYTHING TRY US ABOUT THE VIRGIN/MICROSOFT LOTTERY BID

 

 

VIRGIN LOTTERY

 

            THE RANT(NO APOLOGIES)              

AT THE END OF LAST YEAR WITH A LOT OF PUBLICITY THE BBC ANNOUNCED ITS CASTAWAY2000 PROJECT.30 PEOPLE FROM ALL BACKGROUNDS WERE TO BE PLACED ON THE UNINHABITED SCOTTISH ISLE OF TARANSAY FOR THE YEAR.

WHAT THE PUBLIC FUNDED BBC HOPED TO LEARN FROM THIS IS UNCLEAR, WE WERE SHOWN FOUR PROGRAMS DEALING WITH SELECTION OF CANDIDATES. THIS GAVE THE BBC LOTS OF FOOTAGE OF PEOPLE DOING POINTLESS THINGS WHILST ITS RESIDENT PSYCHOANALYST CAME UP WITH POINTERS ABOUT THEIR CHARACTER FLAWS.

SOME CANDIDATES REFUSED TO TAKE PART IN SOME ACTIVITIES WHILST OTHERS WERE SO HOPELESSLY ILL-EQUIPPED BOTH IN ATTITUDE AND EQUIPMENT. NEVERTHELESS THESE CANDIDATES PASSED THE TEST AND WERE OFFERED PLACES WHEREAS OTHERS WHO AT LEAST APPEARED TO TRY HARD WERE REFUSED ON GROUNDS SO FLIMSY IT RAISES THE QUESTION YET AGAIN OF LIBERAL LEFT WING BIAS IN THE BBC!.

THE ISLE OF TARANSAY WAS TO HAVE BUILDINGS PREPARED READY TO TAKE THE ERSTWHILE CASTAWAYS, HOWEVER THE BBC IN IT'S PUBLIC FUNDED WISDOM WAITED TILL THE WINTER TO HAVE THE BUILDINGS BUILT(THE WINTER IN THE OUTER HEBRIDES NEEDS NO EXPLANATION!).WHEN THE TIME CAME WE WERE TREATED TO SCENES OF PEOPLE ARRIVING TO UNFINISHED BUILDINGS.

BUILDINGS BLOWN DOWN, FLARED TEMPERS , BICKERING PEOPLE STORMING OFF SHOWED WHAT A FIASCO THE WHOLE THING IS. IN A YEAR WE WILL BE TREATED TO DOCUMENTARIES ON HOW IT ALL CAME APART COMPLETE WITH THE LOVE OF THE BBC - "VIDEO DIARIES".

WHEN WILL THE BBC REMEMBER ITS US WHO PAY THEIR WAGES BEFORE GIVING IT TO WOOLLY HEADS TO MAKE SO CALLED DOCUMENTARIES

WELL THATS MY TWOPENCE WORTH WHAT DO YOU THINK? CLICK BELOW

I AGREE             I STRONGLY DISAGREE            "IT'S A SHAM" THE PRESS SAID

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