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Arghhhhh! After 24 hours of non-stop noise from the most annoying woman in Britain we can't take it anymore.. Brendan Mcginty Unnecessary boob picture
SHE'S blonde, she's dizzy, she's from Sarf Landan - and she talks and talks and talks! In the space of 24 hours, 20-year-old Big Brother housemate Jade has become, officially, the most annoying woman in Britain. Viewers can't take it, housemates can't take it and even the official Big Brother website is groaning under the strain. Jade is already 4-5 on favourite to get the boot on Friday while keep-fit fanatic Kate is bookies' favourite to win the £70,000 prize. By last night, motormouth Jade had slumped to the bottom of a live Channel 4 poll of the Big Brother rivals. Kate held a strong lead with Spencer, Alex and Alison all looking good. Scots Sandy and Lynne were 7th and 10th. Adele, PJ and Lee were Jade's closest rivals to be the first housemate voted out. The Channel 4 survey, filled out by thousands of viewers, gave Jade a rating of just 20 per cent - while everyone else had more than 50 per cent. The official Big Brother website said: "The team's ears have certainly taken a pounding this evening. One person has made the biggest impact so far and, frankly, we're not sure if we can handle too much more." Dental nurse Jade - who looks set to take over from last year's finalist Helen Adams as the new queen of dumb - began to annoy her housemates within seconds of entering the house. The blonde left jaws dropping outside the house with a string of clangers. She asked Sandy, who sported a trendy denim kilt, what clan it represented. Then, during a bizarre bonding session when housemates agreed to clip of a section of each other's eyebrows, Jade only agreed after being assured the hair would grow back. And she stunned viewers by saying she didn't realise people north of Watford used the "same money as down south". Eventually Aberdeen student Lynne told her: "You'd be nicer if you were a bit quieter." Unlike other housemates, Jade didn't choose a favourite book on her CV. She listed her favourite food as kebabs, which probably explains why she had to ask housemates what asparagus was. Her top film was the Jackie Chan kung fu comedy Rush Hour. Asked for her chosen subject on Mastermind, she replied: "Shoes and bags." Other excruciating Jade moments include - on cooking: "I can't cook eggs and beans or I'll give you salmonella." On beauty tips: "Hold a teaspoon under cold water, then put it over your eyes. It will brighten your eyes up - honest." On her entrance into the Big Brother house with no underwear: "I came in commando." On the chickens: "You can't pick chickens up, can you? Won't they just go splurg everywhere?" She has also confessed to shoplifting at Selfridges and takes a stuffed monkey to bed. All in all a worthy successor to dimbo Helen, who famously stated 'I like blinking, I do' during Big Brother 2. BETTING LIST JADE is already hot favourite to be kicked out of the house first - and a rank outsider to win the £70,000 prize. Bookies Coral make Kent girl Kate the 4-1 favourite to become the first female winner of Big Brother. Coral's odds for outright winner are: Kate at 4-1, Spencer 9-2, Alex 5-1, Sandy 13-2, Jonny and PJ 7-1, Alison 10-1, Sunita 12-1, Adele and Lynne 14-1, Jade and Lee 25-1. The odds for the first eviction, due on Friday are: Jade at 4-5 on, Lee 4-1, Lynne, 9-2, Alex, Sandy and Sunita 14-1, Adele and PJ 16-1, Alison and Spencer, 20-1, Jonny 25-1 and Kate 33-1.
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