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JADE BECOMES BUBBLE!! GINGER WHINGER HAIR-BRAINED Jade
Goody had her thatch dyed — then declared it a disaster which had turned
her into “a ginger minger”.
Jade was horrified after Kate tried to
bleach her dark roots yesterday afternoon.
Sobbing Jade reckoned it had turned a
copper colour.
She told Kate: “It’s ginger, it looks
awful.
“I came into the house a blonde and came
out a ginger.
“I’m Jade the ginger minger. I can’t
believe it.”
Kate said it made Jade look like ginger
singer Geri Halliwell. Tim — keeping his
dyed ginger hair secret — said: “Jade, it’s fine. You look like a
blonde fox.”
Jade calmed down once her hair had dried in
the sun and said: “It’s not so bad. It looks quite blonde now.”
Weightier matters were getting her down
earlier. She moaned that nobody would want to marry her because she was
fat — and because she had burned her hand making popcorn.
She said: “Who’s gonna wanna marry me
with a scabby hand? And a potbelly? And a fat a**e? And big lips? Double
chin?”
Looking in the mirror, Jade added:
“I’ve three rolls, one extra roll of boobs and legs like tree trunks.
I’ll look like Mr Blobby in my pink eviction dress.”
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