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Dying On His Feet

WITH Jade's one-armed mum hanging around outside the house, and Bermondsey neighbours threatening to come down and lend their support, things may be about to change in favour of the colourful Londoner.

There are even suggestions that the show's producers are rigging the contest in Jade's favour, and censoring the broadcasts to cast her in a better light.

If this is true, then there's not much evidence of it. The sight of her kicking her legs frantically in the pool, her face fixed in the familiar expression of fear and surprise, will long in the memory of all those who saw it.

Anyway, Tim is now public enemy number one, thanks to his racist joke and his confession of homophobia. Big Brother has ticked him off, and now he is doing his best to act like a normal person.

Last night, he had a quiet discussion with Alex about the latter's farting habits. But it was a responsible, grown-up conversation, and there was no need for the authorities to intervene.

The "girls" and Alex had a pillow fight, and the "boys" wondered what was going on. Before long, everyone joined in. There were feathers everywhere, and Jade went mad. Not a pretty sight, as they say.

 

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