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PJ's Lucky Escape THE Big Brother housemates aren't happy. At least, the four living on the poor side of the house aren't."If we were outside, I'd smack him," said PJ of Alex, who is on a fast-track to eviction this week after condemning PJ and Spencer, along with Kate and Jonny, to a week of misery and deprivation on the poor side. PJ should be grateful - at least the bars mean that Jade can no longer chase after him as if she were on heat. Separated from her playmate, Jade has taken to pondering the world's great mysteries, like "Rio de Janeiro - is that the name of a person?" and "Does the Queen still live in Tower Hill?" Congratulations to the Big Brother team, who have managed to find someone whose level of intelligence falls somewhere between that of Helen Adams and a mouldy carrot. Last week, some of the housemates proclaimed they'd follow Sandy and Sunita's example and walk, rather than stick it out on the poor side. Surely it's only a matter of time before they storm the barricades and stage a revolution? Big Brother is hardly going to kick them all off and then replace them. It has, however, replaced Sandy. "I'm slick, I'm confident, I'm stylish, I'm well-educated," declared public schoolboy Tim, 23. "I'm a great womaniser and a great flirter, I'm a good talker and I get the girls I want." If he wants Jade, he may be right...
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