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Sunita quits Big Brother



A new contestant will enter the Big Brother house to replace departing sour-faced sulk monster Sunita.

The 25-year-old trainee barrister has quit after just seven days on the reality TV show.

The show's producers haven't confirmed any details about the new attention-seeking, self-serving wannabe.

But you can bet your life they'll be a reet charmer.

Sunita told fellow contestants she'd had enough of life inside the house and is the first person to leave the Big Brother house of her own accord.

"I won't regret being in the house but I know when it's time to leave - very soon. I'm worn down not having my own space," she said.

The poor lamb.

Sunita, from Brixton, expressed doubts as early as day four and said she was not bonding with the other housemates.

She also complained about their "pantomime" antics and refused to join in their filthy flirting games.

"I think I was a bit naive coming into the house and perhaps I didn't really think about what I wanted when I came in," she said.

Naïve? Try stupid, love.

"I'm getting really claustrophobic being in the same rooms, doing the same things. I usually like to be the life and soul of the party but maybe this is not my party," she said.

Another contestant will still be evicted from the house this week, unbeknown to the housemates.

Meanwhile, tensions rose in the house after pretty-boy bore Alex called a meeting to complain about the housemates' hygiene.

In a heated debate he said: "I don't want to have to clean up other people's piss."

Scot portly sort Sandy replied by saying: "If I don't see any of you again it'll be too soon."

We hear you, Sandy.

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