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Jade drops a clanger

Jade from Big Brother 3 is quickly turning into another Helen with her dozy comments.

She had barely been in the house five minutes when she asked "what's 'sparagus?"

We think she meant asparagus.

Her latest classic is that she used to think horseradish came from horses.

Please leave her in for a few more weeks, purely for entertainment value.

Meanwhile, muscle-man Lee will be treated to a dancing performance from the girls for his birthday treat.

They have all been rehearsing in the girl's bedroom scantily clad as they strut their stuff to Shirley Bassey's Hey Big Spender.

As they were practicing, Alison exclaimed: "They're going to be so horny for you!" she said, just before she barged them out the way to sit down.

Lee is sure to enjoy turning 22-years-old as the lovely lot have polished off the sugar supplies for the week by baking him a cake.

And finally, head shrink, Dr Sandra Scott believes Jonny and Alison have emerged as the leaders of the group, despite it being early days.

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