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JON & JUSTINE NOMINATED!!!
Keep Jon in the BB house By SARA NATHAN THE Sun today launches a campaign to make sure Big
Brother bore Jon Tickle stays in the TV house.
Yes, we KNOW he’s dull. But somehow the data manager
from Staines, Surrey, has managed to tickle our funnybone. His monotonous tones and plans for the perfect toaster tell us one
thing — we MUST back him. The 29-year-old super nerd faces the boot on Friday after being
nominated for the viewers’ vote by six housemates. He survived the vote
last week. Justine Sellman, 27, is also up for eviction after four nominations. Jon gave up a £70,000 job to take part in the show. He has been dubbed
a “Vulcan” because of his pointy ears and Federico compared him with
ex-PM John Major. The oddball claims not to have had a girlfriend for ten years, BUT
he is secretly romancing raven-haired beauty Mary Jephcott. True, he did send his housemates to sleep by recounting all the Star
Wars trilogy. But how can the wannabes survive without his big brain — who else can
memorise the history of the Cub Scouts in just one day? And Jon announced he wants to invent a toaster with an inbuilt time
delay. He claims it would solve the problem of one piece going cold while you
are buttering the other. Jon irritated first evictee Anouska after he retold the tale of
Animal Farm by George Orwell. She later said: “He does my head in.” And the housemates looked horrified when wacky Jon gave them a
lifeless, flat rendition of The Eagles’ classic song Hotel California. The self-appointed philosopher has spoken at length about his favourite
sandwich filling and brain power honed by his physics degree. Jon takes the Big Brother tasks very seriously. The 11 housemates have
become honorary Cub Scouts for a week, and he spent hours memorising the
motto. He told the others: “I know the history of the movement, everyone’s
names and their roles and attributes, the motto and the law.” But he was under fire when the bitching started in earnest yesterday
after nominations. Eviction rival Justine said: “I just want to smash his face in.” She ranted to Steph: “I find him creepy. Do you know who he reminds
me of, and it’s really bad, a guy that really f****** does my head
in.” Jon revealed he nominated Justine because she eats too much. He said
the housemates would have more food if she left. The housemates decided they would liven up the programme last night —
by planning to put on a cabaret-style show. Cameron raised the topic, saying: “Us boys have been thinking. We
should do something to cheer ourselves up like a cabaret act. We can all
do it in pairs.” The girls were far from keen at first but Justine said: “I could do a
magic trick or two. It’d be fun.” Meanwhile, Jon silenced housemates with a new Jon-ism. He said: “I
expect the English invented the lawnmower.” No one replied.
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