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BUNCH OF BORING BARSTOOLS! TRAPPED in a house for six weeks, separated from their families and put under 24-hour surveillance by the nation, the Big Brother experience is becoming a stern test of the contestants' mettle. If this wasn't enough,
members of the public have taunted the housemates now for four consecutive
weeks by dashing their hopes that Paul, the idiot with the infuriating
habit of putting emphasis on the end of his sentences, will be evicted. Dean, who up till now
has taken refuge in meditation, has finally snapped. According to the
Mirror, the Brummie has confided in the diary room that he feels
frustrated at "having to downshift intellectually". He also
confided his feelings to Elizabeth, and of course to anyone with a
television. "To be honest, to talk about Posh and Becks for me is climbing down," said the failed pop star. "I don't care if anyone thinks I'm elitist - that's fine." Unfortunately, on a programme that depends on coverage in the tabloids, this is tantamount to biting the hand that feeds you. The Mirror, which likes
to talk about Posh and Becks as much as it likes to talk about Big
Brother, is not impressed, and Dean has suddenly been branded
"Killjoy Dean", "Baldy Dean" and "Big Brother
bighead". Apparently, Dean's frustration has also been fuelled by Brian's revelation that he doesn't know who the first man on the moon was. But if he wanted to start an intellectual debate, he's chosen the wrong vehicle. The Mirror finds its own
intellectual heavyweight, last year's winner, Craig, to voice his
disapproval. "I wasn't expecting that from him and it was out of
order," writes the Scouse brickie. "Brian's a lot younger than
Dean and is more into partying than history books." Perhaps Dean should try to "connect" with gay businessman Josh, who seems to always have his head in a book. But then again, reading a John Grisham novel isn't all that challenging, even when you're constantly wearing sunglasses.
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