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AMMA IS JUST A FILTHY PIG .. DEAN HAS BIG SEX PROBLEM

BIG Brother housemate Narinder Kaur today launches a blistering attack on her fellow housemates.

Narinder, 28, who on Friday became the third person to be voted off the show, brands them as "sexist," "thick" and "boring".

And she reveals that many incidents that took place in the house were too red-hot to screen. She says:

AMMA is so uninhibited she appears stark naked in front of the cameramen every morning..

DEAN takes herbal drugs to suppress his sex drive.

BUBBLE is "an idiot" who made a racist jibe.

HELEN and Paul can't get enough of each other and with more privacy would have made love already.

In an exclusive interview, Narinder - who astonished viewers by flashing her bare bum and simulating sex with gay air steward Brian - believes Helen could easily end up cheating on loyal boyfriend Big G with Paul.

She said: "They are all over each other and if the cameras weren't on them, they would definitely be at it. Helen's always going on about Big G but, I really think she might get it together with Paul after the show."

Geordie Narinder claims she was uncomfortable with cameramen filming her every move. She said: "I was a bit reluctant to strip the first couple of days and I felt awkward having a shower knowing the world was watching me.

"But Amma was very confident about her body from Day One. She'd be sitting on the bed in the morning legs akimbo shaving her bikini line without a care in the world. It was cut for TV but I'm sure the cameramen got a right eyeful."

And she sheds a whole new light on Dean - up to now famous only for his guitar playing and Tai Chi - by revealing he takes a herbal medicine for his high sex drive. Narinder said: "I was amazed when he told me about it. He says he uses it for a number of reasons. One is that without it he gets a constant erection. I never felt like Dean was going to jump on me or any of the girls, but I'm glad he's taking it.

Narinder had worked herself up into such a frenzy by the time she left the Big Brother house that after three weeks without sex with husband Jatinder, she admitted: "The first thing I'm dying to do is to have sex with my husband."

Yesterday after a champagne-fuelled night at a five star London hotel she boasted: "It was mission accomplished."

But it was as she described each of her housemates that Narinder was at her most contoversial.

"AMMA is the worst person because she is false," she said. "She was a real witch and a real schemer. She also had this horrible habit of putting leftover food into tin foil and popping it into the fridge to nibble later. She'd scavenge anything, even bacon fat and raw mince. It just repulsed me - she acts like a filthy pig.

"And she was damn lazy. She couldn't understand why she should be forced to go without cigarettes when we we ran out because she said it was an addiction. She got in a foul temper and it was unfair on the others. I wanted to hit her when I saw her sitting wrapped in that orange blanket she carried with her everywhere - that's all she does. Sits in an orange blanket and picks at food.

"I hope viewers see through her falseness and vote her out next week. And she added: "Our wake-up call was Amma's long fart. It was disgusting.

"BUBBLE is a real sexist pig who reminded me of Bernard Manning. Even his voice irritated me. He thinks he's great and spends all his time saying how funny he is. But the sad thing is he hasn't got a funny bone in his body. Some days I just felt like grabbing him round the neck and shouting, 'Get away from me'.

"And I hated the way he used to make a joke of my religion. After I told everyone I was a Sikh he joked: "We seek her here, we seek her there.

"He didn't know when to stop and had a vicious temper which I'm sure, outside of the house, will have landed him in a fair few fights.

"I don't believe he's really a racist. He made just the one comment and I gave him one of my glares and put him in his place. He was certainly a young, white and confused male who did not understand a lot of things about me. And he also had this terrible habit of stealing the pieces of paper on which the Big Brother tasks were written - obviously so he could try and sell them afterwards.

"Whenever he went bare-chested I was repulsed. JOSH has magnificent pecs, but Bubble's nipples go down to his belly. When Josh first walked in I thought "Phwoaarr" but now I just think, 'suspicious, watch out'.

"I so stuck up for him after the terrible argument he had with Brian, but he repaid me by voting me out.

"He was lovely to look at, but I feel he was disappointing. He was brought in to spice up the house as this fun disco person and all he did was bury himself in his book, look up and sigh when there was something he didn't like going on and play backgammon. He probably didn't get on with most of the group and I suppose that's not surprising. But he'd better get ready for a good smacking when he comes out of the house - he's going to rue the day he voted me out.

"DEAN is boring. He acts like he's the godfather and everyone was always asking him if they could have a drink or something else for which they felt they needed his permission. It was pathetic - and I certainly wasn't having any of it.

"My abiding memory of him will be that crappy guitar of his. There was no room for it and that tai chi he used to practise with Elizabeth was something else.

"They were reading out of books for goodness sake. And he might have been spending all his time doing weights in the garden, but I've got more biceps than him. I know he loves his girlfriend to bits, but it was as if he was scared of women. He had this terrible medicine which he said he needed to control his rampant sex drive, but he just struck me as a lump of lard.

"He was the most boring person in the house and very condescending. I know Helen was immature and acted like a seven-year-old but he used to treat her as if she was two.

"PAUL is very sweet and placid. He was the cushion of the house. But there was no personality there. He was characterless.

"I asked him to tell me about his life and he just drooled in a monotone He was also lazy. He saw me chopping onions one day and I had tears streaming down my cheeks, but all he could think to do was open a tin of spaghetti. BRIAN, on the other hand, was great. He was my sanity. Paul and the others used to say 'What's your husband going to think?' about what I was getting up to with Brian, but I knew he wouldn't mind. Without him, I don't think I would have survived.

"People have criticised him for being immature and spoilt, but I don't think he is. He went too far in the argument with Josh, but I understand him.

"He felt under threat because, as the only gay in the house, he felt he wasn't being judged and that all collapsed when Josh came in.

"He told me gays like Josh don't get on with gays like him and I'm sure there'll be no romance between them. But I think he's great for the house and he will go far. I know he wants to win.

"We were constantly thinking of ways to get the ratings up like pillow fights. We've already got our futures mapped out. We're going to do MTV and Richard and Judy together.

"And people are spot-on when they say he's the new Graham Norton. He's very very funny. But people should also remember he is sensitive and vulnerable.

"ELIZABETH was nice, but she would get a bit bitchy, especially in the kitchen when she wasn't being left to do things as she wanted. Some of us were there to have a laugh, but she's there to win. She was never nasty to me, but I get the feeling she's a dark horse. While she was very willing to discuss other people's lives and other people's problems, she always backed off revealing too much about herself.

"I got on terribly with HELEN in the first week.

"She struggled with my name and only got it right because everyone started calling me Naz - three letters, which is about her limit.

"She's still finding herself in the big wide world. She's 25 going on seven and I didn't like the way she would go behind my back whingeing about me rather than telling me it to my face.

"But my opinion of her has changed and I'm coming round to the opinion that despite all her faults deep down she's a great girl." Narinder added: "I didn't think I was going to be voted out. I thought I would make it to the last four because several people in the house had virtually no personalities. I got bored, but it was because they were so boring. I didn't need sleeping tablets - I just had to speak to them."

But she admitted: "I don't think I would have won. I don't think Britain is ready for a woman to win, let alone an Asian woman - but I so think I was the fall-guy.

"There were two groups that formed. I was getting very close to Brian, but people would never have voted him out because he was gay and they knew there would have been a massive backlash from viewers."

Even though she failed to win the pounds 70,000 top prize, Narinder said she had no regrets about her Big Brother experience. She described leaving the house as: "The best moment of my life."

And recalling the moment when Channel 4 minders had to pull her away from the crowd she said: "It was better than sex, better than getting married, better than anything I have ever experienced.

"I doubt I'll ever feel anything like it ever again."

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